The one about three monkeys

A little humor:

A guy walks into a pet store, and sees three cages, each containing a monkey dressed in a corrections uniform. The first cage had a $500 price tag on it, the second cage had a $1,000 price tag on it, and the third cage had a $5,000 price tag on it.

The guy points at the first cage and asks the proprietor about it. The proprietor tells him “This is our ‘Correctional Officer” model monkey. He knows all the state statutes, can qualify with a Glock, and writes great reports. A great value, for $500.”

Then the guy points at the second cage and asks the proprietor about that one. The proprietor tells him “This is our ‘Correctional Sergeant’ model monkey. He can supervise up to five ‘Correctional Officer’ monkeys, he’s qualified as a Range Officer, and he can teach Use of Force. A great value, for $1,000.”

Finally, the guy points at the third cage, the one with the $5,000 price tag on it, and asks the proprietor about that one. The proprietor tells him “This is our ‘Correctional Lieutenant’ model monkey.” but offers no further explanation. The guy asks, “So what does HE do?”, to which the proprietor sheepishly replies “Well, sir…we’ve never actually seen him do anything.”